dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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