You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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