I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
