I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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