I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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