We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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