So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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