she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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