She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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