Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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