trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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