It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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