chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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