I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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