erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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