whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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