He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
third nipple confirmed
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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