Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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