Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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