dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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