maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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