You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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