Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
