i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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