wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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