we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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