Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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