it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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