Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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