That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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