you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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