i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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