Plan B is the new Plan A
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i dont even know how to be here
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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