Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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