Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
