I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
