I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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