so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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