Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its not stalking. its research.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Randomize
