I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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