Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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