thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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