weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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