I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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