How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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