Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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