Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
