He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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