I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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