Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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