Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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