At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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