so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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