This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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